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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3979
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

#99356
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (82054)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52184) - you deserved it (2595)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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