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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1974 (40 years)
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Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (4341)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
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I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (6915)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

#12999692
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21547) - you deserved it (3096)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States



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