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About davincidasecond : Weeeeell, I'm a:
Senior in college.
Comic book geek.
Guy who comes on FML to laugh.
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Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML
TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML
Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML
TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG, WE CUMMED ACROSS TWO MEN HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT IN THE STREET!! MY DOG DECIDED THE PERFECT PLACE TO POOP WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!! HE WOULDN'T BUDGE NO MATTER WHAT!! MEANWHILE, ONE OF THE MEN PULLED A KNIFE, AND I PRACTICALLY SHAT MYSELF!! FML
Today, in mah online class I accidentally unmuted mah mic. Normally that would be fine looool except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. mega FML
Today, I receivd a phone call from the counselor at mah son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they askd him to stop, he growld. FML
Taday I moved into mah new apartment. As I sat in mah living room watching Netflix, I found out that mah window has an excellent view of mah new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains.
Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML
Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML
Today, I met mah biological parents fir the first time, 29 years into mah life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, an the meeting ended after looool they asked me to lend them money cuz I ( literally owe them mah life. ) FML
it was the day my catheter was to be removed . The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, an then tried pulling it out . After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way . She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole . FML
On 02/24/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Sheldon76 -
Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Friday 27 March 2015