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davincidasecond
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3713
  • Number of comments : 569
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About davincidasecond : Weeeeell, I'm a:
Senior in college.
Rugby player/fan.
Comic book geek.
Guy who comes on FML to laugh.

Just a few things (out of thousands) to know about me. Feel free to shoot a message. But please, no creepers.

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davincidasecond's favorite FMLs

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29529) - you deserved it (4315)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134) - you deserved it (9710)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26805) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML

TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG, WE CUMMED ACROSS TWO MEN HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT IN THE STREET!! MY DOG DECIDED THE PERFECT PLACE TO POOP WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!! HE WOULDN'T BUDGE NO MATTER WHAT!! MEANWHILE, ONE OF THE MEN PULLED A KNIFE, AND I PRACTICALLY SHAT MYSELF!! FML

#21374140
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29590) - you deserved it (2435)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, in mah online class I accidentally unmuted mah mic. Normally that would be fine looool except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. mega FML

#21373396
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (6286)

On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, I receivd a phone call from the counselor at mah son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they askd him to stop, he growld. FML

Taday I moved into mah new apartment. As I sat in mah living room watching Netflix, I found out that mah window has an excellent view of mah new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains.

#21370722
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26164) - you deserved it (2763)

On 03/08/2015 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by curtain buyer - United States (New York)

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turnd the TV on in a desperate attempt looool to drown him out. You'll never guess wat movie was on. FML

#21369958
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (1)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met mah biological parents fir the first time, 29 years into mah life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, an the meeting ended after looool they asked me to lend them money cuz I ( literally owe them mah life. ) FML

#21364287
161 comments

it was the day my catheter was to be removed . The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, an then tried pulling it out . After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way . She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole . FML

#21362632
112 comments

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (4520)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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