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davie101
  • Town/Country : North Wilkesboro, North Carolina
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Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

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199 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
292 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
275 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
163 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
107 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

#16820204
196 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
202 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
201 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
255 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China



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