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Davie101's favorite FMLs

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

By gb / Thursday 18 August 2011 05:18 / Australia

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

By oops - / Tuesday 19 April 2011 15:37 / United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML

By sllaggy / Monday 18 April 2011 09:34 /

Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

By HFCS - / Monday 18 April 2011 04:53 / Canada

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

By Username / Thursday 21 April 2011 13:55 /