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  • Town/Country : North Wilkesboro, North Carolina
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Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (267733) - you deserved it (17488)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
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I agree, your life sucks (312587) - you deserved it (23435)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
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I agree, your life sucks (239809) - you deserved it (56616)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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