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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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168 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

#15788112
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22316) - you deserved it (5254)

On 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by markyvilla - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

#15784060
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22412) - you deserved it (4254)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8376) - you deserved it (60664)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38010) - you deserved it (4997)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

#15753911
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (11857)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

#15752266
138 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61513) - you deserved it (12543)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (2911)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
156 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

#15739723
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34533) - you deserved it (8767)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm - kids - by ac32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

#15737058
152 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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