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Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26534) - you deserved it (7527)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37803) - you deserved it (3009)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I got accepted into University onto a course I don't want to do, but my parents said they would disown me if I didn't go. I believe them: they haven't spoken to my shop assistant sister in about three years now. FML

#17507560
147 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 4:45am - work - by Academia (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

#17506139
124 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 1:18am - health - by gb - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

#17505369
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (4502)

On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
132 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36118) - you deserved it (2489)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

#17489225
159 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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172 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
141 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
71 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium



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