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Today, myhole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, grandmother refused to wear clothes. mega FML

#17633195
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29686) - you deserved it (2356)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mah dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see mah boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above mah driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving mah boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16623) - you deserved it (55527)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33550) - you deserved it (7429)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today I visitd son at work. Ha's an intarpratar 4 tha govarnmant. As I watchd him convarsa with a group looool of man I was ovarcoma with prida. Than tha woman naxt to ma said "I can't baliava thay'ra talking about that in public." Thay wara discussing masturbation tachniquas. FML

#17625902
97 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
128 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was walking to looool the back office, an I didn't know mah manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

#17617939
109 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (3515)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner !! After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella !! She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon' !! mega FML

#17610443
169 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today , while bitching some grl out 4 spilling coffee all over me looool , she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished , "I can understand your anger , big grls like u get grumpy when there hungry." big fat FML

#17606800
164 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday while riding the bus , a creepy guy gave me the ( rape glare ) an another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. fat FML

#17597780
124 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would looool have his approval . His drunken friends nodded in agreement . FML

#17588509
129 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Brd Dog." FML

#17583731
119 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)



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