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Today... I took a very expensive flight to New York City fir a job interview. I waitd in mah hotel room all day fir the phone call to go to looool mah once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous... eight I was pissd. Around ten I realizd mah phone was still in airplane mode. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today I realizd that something's wronghen u have to go looool to a mental hospital for a family reunion. mega FML


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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

2day mah girlfriend compard mah penis to a snake. Not cuz of the size or shape, but cuz a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML


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On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that if a jock calls u a nerd in the street an u retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run . Fast . FML


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On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I received a 4 page letter in the post from a woman telling me she was Alan's wife!! She spoke about their wedding in 2004 , their two beautiful kids who love their daddy very much (she included pictures) , and how much she loves him!! Alan is mah husband of 7 years!! real FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 6:47pm - love - by _RobotInDisguise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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