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About datguyuno : I like cool people and cool things and food and playing and boobies and girls and talking as hanging out and playing basketball, tennis, football and xbox and I like sleeping and staying up and juice and soda and water and meat and vegetables and fruit and chairs and sofas and TVs and Jesus and goin to church and music and Taylor Swift and getting on the computer and using the computer and stalkers who read my About Me ;D
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Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Friday 2 October 2015