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About datguyuno : I like cool people and cool things and food and playing and boobies and girls and talking as hanging out and playing basketball, tennis, football and xbox and I like sleeping and staying up and juice and soda and water and meat and vegetables and fruit and chairs and sofas and TVs and Jesus and goin to church and music and Taylor Swift and getting on the computer and using the computer and stalkers who read my About Me ;D
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Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML
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Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
Friday 12 December 2014