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datguyuno

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 May 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1210
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About datguyuno : I like cool people and cool things and food and playing and boobies and girls and talking as hanging out and playing basketball, tennis, football and xbox and I like sleeping and staying up and juice and soda and water and meat and vegetables and fruit and chairs and sofas and TVs and Jesus and goin to church and music and Taylor Swift and getting on the computer and using the computer and stalkers who read my About Me ;D

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Visits<b>awesomeamandas</b> - yesterday at 9:59pm<b>CitricAcid</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 8:42pm<b>joliexoxo</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 7:17pm<b>enter______name</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 12:11am<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 5:18pm<b>PBBMMRock</b> - the 04/04/2014 at 3:43pm<b>DeathcoreDashie</b> - the 02/06/2014 at 10:53pm<b>Randragon</b> - the 11/19/2013 at 2:20am<b>pig_on_steroids</b> - the 08/12/2013 at 1:25pm<b>iFollowYouLead</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 12:41am<b>keshaforever1</b> - the 02/05/2012 at 11:23am<b>zombiegold</b> - the 01/27/2012 at 8:08am<b>dreamcatcher11</b> - the 01/27/2012 at 3:36am<b>NinaKL</b> - the 11/07/2011 at 8:08am

Fucked!<b>awesomeamandas</b> - yesterday at 4:00am<b>CitricAcid</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:42am

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datguyuno's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

by unknown / 02/26/2012 at 8:53am / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

by TiredMom / 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

by rejected4ever / 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Love

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

by A / 02/09/2012 at 1:37am / United States / Animals

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

by jodibut / 02/06/2012 at 11:18am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

by dreefsa / 02/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm / United States / Kids

Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML

by dumb mother / 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

by ParkerRommel / 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

by Jen_ / 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm / France / Health

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

by Allergic / 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy