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by Anonymous / 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 6:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by normal / 01/21/2013 at 3:24pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Miscellaneous
by tingles / 01/19/2013 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Intimacy
by Perplexed / 01/19/2013 at 8:14am / United States (South Dakota) / Money
Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML
by IvyLeague? / 01/14/2013 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 7:21pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
by lovingthis / 01/09/2013 at 11:48am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
by WasZumTeufel? / 12/31/2012 at 7:55pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML
by I Like My Cat / 12/21/2012 at 5:02am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Animals
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by Jon / 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML
by sucks / 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
by JP / 03/08/2009 at 5:14am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
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