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darienlake
  • Town/Country : chicago , usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 June 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About darienlake : “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.”

i'm a pretty nice person. and i like to chat, so message me and i'll write back

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Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27476) - you deserved it (6328)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

#8841387
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31797) - you deserved it (2747)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:54am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3971) - you deserved it (48799)

On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23882) - you deserved it (7020)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

#7803637
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30633) - you deserved it (4525)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my boyfriend advice on apartment hunting - as we were planning to move in with each other. He told me that there is no way he can afford to move out of his parents' house anytime soon. He can, however, afford a collection of belt-fed automatic nerf guns. FML

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47057) - you deserved it (3731)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)



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