About Darienlake
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.” i'm a pretty nice person. and i like to chat, so message me and i'll write back
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Darienlake's favorite FMLs

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

By hardtotell - / Friday 22 January 2010 00:45 / United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 March 2010 12:54 / United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

By AUDONEE - / Wednesday 10 February 2010 06:39 / United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 February 2010 08:29 / United States

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

By anoynomous / Tuesday 2 February 2010 05:47 / France