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by Me / 10/27/2011 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
by Ca13b / 10/15/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by jbthedude / 08/05/2011 at 5:57am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Health
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anon / 06/21/2011 at 7:52am / United States / Love
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…