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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1482
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About dansythomas : I like cupcakes and texting

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dansythomas's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38208) - you deserved it (8611)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46071) - you deserved it (3804)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38345) - you deserved it (2669)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52113) - you deserved it (6144)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

#17375706
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26448) - you deserved it (4398)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59522) - you deserved it (9854)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (2951)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79175) - you deserved it (8254)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35129) - you deserved it (7085)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50129) - you deserved it (12638)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (50040)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16082) - you deserved it (39749) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
134 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37547) - you deserved it (9506)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42235) - you deserved it (5186)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -



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