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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 July 1992 (22 years)
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TADAY I WAS AT A BAR AND VERY DRUNK!! I WENT TO THE URINAL AND WHEN I WAS DONE I WENT TO ZIP UP WHEN I REALIZED I NEVER UNZIPPED!! FML

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On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today , I needed new busines cards so I went to design an print some. After I designed , I was happy with them an printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 busines cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. mega FML

#4678208
118 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I was at the mall with mah boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passd by me in the mall. He said ( What r you baby-sitting or something? ) He pointd to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I askd my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately respondd, ( Well, TV shows r boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama. ) FML

#963044
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On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today for April fools I decidd to set off te smoke detectors in my friend's apartment wile e was sleeping and saran wrap te outside of is bedroom doorway so e would smack into it. Instead e jumpd out te window and broke is leg. FML

#748414
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On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , after weeks of agonising , I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her . She said: "me too , you're lyk a brother an a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML

#102544
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On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said ( No, I mean the boyfriend type! ) FML

#101898
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On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condom so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

#43502
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On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing looool her boobs against back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw fat friend rubbing his man boobs against back. FML

#30754
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On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today, mah on-and-off boyfriend of 8 yeres askd me to cheer him up!! I told him that I'm in love with him!! He said "Oh, I just wantd a blowjob." FML

#18490
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On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I had a wet dream. When I woke up , I was touching myself. Unfortunately , I also woke up to fine that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room , over 10 relatives looool were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however , because of my accent it soundd like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently askd about "Butt sex". mega FML

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

today I surprise mah girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, mah cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That'shen her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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