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by AmberHavoc / 01/02/2013 at 10:01am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 2:12am / United States / Intimacy
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- Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me… Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on.… Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got…