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dannondarko
  • Town/Country : Coquille, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 17
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

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Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

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