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dannixo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 939
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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dannixo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2009 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (Newport) / Intimacy

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

by Kerry / 06/19/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2009 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

by coco / 06/18/2009 at 1:10am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

by savvylady / 06/18/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Arkansas) / Love

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy