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dannixo
  • Town/Country : Adelaide, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

#5772637
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19462) - you deserved it (3319)

On 10/11/2009 at 6:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

#3040263
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38917) - you deserved it (1991)

On 06/19/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by Kerry (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

#2989467
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13040) - you deserved it (46820)

On 06/18/2009 at 6:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

#2984203
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35190) - you deserved it (4964)

On 06/18/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by coco (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

#2983603
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I agree, your life sucks (43467) - you deserved it (5581)

On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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