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yesterdayhile I was on stage dancing fir a competition dress rehearsal, mah top fell off, exposing mah breasts . I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it . That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24132) - you deserved it (2681)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (2846)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today , I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch . When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house . FML

#19710160
198 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, Mah Little Brother Got His Crush To Go Out With Him By Impressing Her With His Level 500 FarmVille . This Is The Next Generation . FML

#19708903
168 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Taday an extremely hot police officer reprimanded me. It was pretty awkward considering she stopped me because of public urination. FML

#19691249
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5565) - you deserved it (29806)

On 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I texted my friend an asked her wat her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

#19687154
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30847) - you deserved it (6962)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by iPhonekid - United States (Texas)

Today , grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly , she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing , she said , "Oh , am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25974) - you deserved it (1839)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my friends switcd my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in looool my pone. I sextd my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today , my friends switcd my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in looool my pone. I sextd my mom. FML

#19682048
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (9327)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right looool as thing got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

#19643337
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11490) - you deserved it (30875)

On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

yesterday whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the detail of wat she stick up her vagina. big fat FML

#19626087
114 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, mah boss at mah new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all mah food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all mah furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML

#19625966
163 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States

I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58921) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I want to a party drassad as a zombia!! Evaryona admirad my hilarious "zombia dancing"!! Thosa wara my ragular danca movas!! FML

#19602686
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20808) - you deserved it (4776)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by tinydancer (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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