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yesterdayhile I was on stage dancing fir a competition dress rehearsal, mah top fell off, exposing mah breasts . I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it . That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today... I texted my friend an asked her wat her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right looool as thing got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, mah boss at mah new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all mah food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all mah furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML
Friday 27 March 2015