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Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

#67507
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12967) - you deserved it (43355)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23446) - you deserved it (4675)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

#9718
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
44 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
66 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29173) - you deserved it (2844)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
245 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version



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