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Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML
by efffmylife / 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by N / 02/08/2009 at 3:04am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by menerethrr / 02/05/2009 at 10:39am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by epistaxis / 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by FractalSanity / 02/01/2009 at 3:11am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
by Sally / 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Wenny / 01/18/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Hth / 01/15/2009 at 6:14am / United States (Delaware) / Love
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
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