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Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by efffmylife - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)
Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version
Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML
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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version
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