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by nick / 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Closingwild / 07/21/2012 at 2:18am / Mexico (Jalisco) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 10:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
by totallyembarassed / 07/07/2012 at 12:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
by Lyn / 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
by :$ / 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hotpatata / 07/06/2012 at 11:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Toilettrash / 07/06/2012 at 6:51am / United States / Love
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2012 at 6:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by audreyav / 06/30/2012 at 4:10am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by xxccruzxx / 06/29/2012 at 9:30am / United States / Work
by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
- Today, I finally received my boyfriends birthday gift. 46 days after ordering and paying for 2 days… Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me after making me wait for 4 years. Hours after that, my… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me…