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About danielle31 : hmm... i'm not sure what to write here really. get to know me, maybe?
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
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