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danielle25

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21176
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48099) - you deserved it (11404)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
108 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
225 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85446) - you deserved it (39023)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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