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On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my husband was leaving on a long business trip to Germany. As he's leaving, my daughter starts crying. 'Dont leave me with her !' she says. 'Take me with you !' FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
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On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
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On 05/19/2009 at 4:09am - love - by SKuser (man) - China (Beijing)
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went shopping with my sister. Looking for something to say, I told her how one of my friends had been burgled. Then I realised it was Bree on Desperate Housewives. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and asked, "Mom, why are we so poor?" I replied, in a sweet motherly tone "Honey, we're not poor." She then asked, "Then why do you dress like we are poor?" FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Pokerking98 - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
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