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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    73%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    22%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Dammn's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

By whoahshloann - / Saturday 30 May 2009 23:48 / United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:04 / United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML

By Anonymous / Monday 25 May 2009 14:55 / United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because "he didn't believe in marriage." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 June 2009 19:08 / United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

By nadette - / Monday 25 May 2009 16:43 / United States