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  • Town/Country : mississauga , canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 200
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Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76238) - you deserved it (5618)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50055) - you deserved it (4071)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40565) - you deserved it (6412)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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