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  • Town/Country : mississauga , canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 200
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Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45029) - you deserved it (7041)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51615) - you deserved it (3108)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -



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