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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47632) - you deserved it (7334)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61202) - you deserved it (4348)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -



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