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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today , I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer , the fruit. FML

#1901911
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62906) - you deserved it (5065)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I gave mah 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML

#1885333
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14487) - you deserved it (75069)

On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . it's te five year anniversary of fater's deat . I was cuddling wit boyfriend and crying about ow muc I missed im . He replied wit.. . ( Sometimes.. . I tink you just like to ear yourself talk . ) FML

#1845741
318 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , aftar spanding tha night hanging out with a baautiful girl wa start to walk back to mah placa . Halfway thara sha turns an says , ( I wish u wara a vampira ) an goas back homa . FML

#1834550
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On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried fir the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom.

#1775896
197 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Almost Drowned In The Ocean After Being Sucked Into A Rip Current . When I Finally Managed To Make It Back To Shore Breathless From All The Energy It Took To Get Back, I Looked Down And My Swimming Trunks Were Gone . I Was Crawling On The Ground Naked In Front Of A Hundred People . Mega FML

I Was Kneeling Down At Work To Do Some Cleaning. My Co-worker Said, "Oh Don't Yur Knees Hurt, Kneeling Lyk That 4 So Long?" Without Thinking How It Sounded, I Said, "Oh No, It's Not A Problem. I'm On My Knees All The Time." He's Yet To Stop Hitting On Me. FML

#1770571
105 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

#1744807
88 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 7:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , in my class I was nominated 4 the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't knowhat is worse , the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let downhen I did not win. FML

#1744695
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40870) - you deserved it (7326)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:20am - misc - by GK (man) - Australia

Today, I found out nobody in my family wants to come to my college graduation. I spent 4 years an $60,000 to be the first person in my family to go to college, an nobody wants to see me graduate because the 4 hour ceremony is too long. FML

#1639625
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71407) - you deserved it (4014)

On 05/04/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by strawberrypuff (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I found a box of birtday candles sitting on te coffee table. Bored... I lit one... and after a minute I trew it away and sat back down on te couc. I started looking at te box and noticed tat it said "Magic Re-Ligting Candles" at te exact moment tat ma tras can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (70108)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent everyone a text on ma pone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May te Fourt be wit you!!" I forgot to unceck ma exgirlfriend's number!! Se textd back, "one of te many reasons I broke up wit you." FML

#1628197
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (68769)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

2day while at the bakeshop , looool I got bord waiting in line so I decidd to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

#1618603
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11094) - you deserved it (72067)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by kandi (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)



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