This member hasn't filled in the description.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (13940)
On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13064) - you deserved it (57495)
On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)
Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25054) - you deserved it (2373)
On 05/01/2011 at 2:02am - misc - by rb - United States
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
I agree, your life sucks (33979) - you deserved it (2007)
On 04/29/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by Wtf (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
I agree, your life sucks (28202) - you deserved it (4001)
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39653) - you deserved it (4388)
On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31679) - you deserved it (7052)
On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24312) - you deserved it (31223)
On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -
Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (2841)
On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -
Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31675) - you deserved it (10956)
On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15218) - you deserved it (18504)
On 04/28/2011 at 12:04am - work - by tryandtryagain (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while hiking, my dad decided we should take the beeline trail down the mountain to save time. We got to the bottom of the mountain when we discovered it was the wrong side of the mountain. We had to hike 13 extra miles around it to get back to our car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21204) - you deserved it (4313)
On 04/27/2011 at 10:43pm - misc - by lostinthewoods (woman) - United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (4887)
On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31208) - you deserved it (3750)
On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42775) - you deserved it (3213)
On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
