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  • Number of visits : 3208
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dalink : Started internship... God help my patients.

Reading this on the wards... When I'm supposed to be involved in patient care.

Perpetually waiting for that next paycheck.

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Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

#12443744
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32138) - you deserved it (4946)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:09am - love - by bitchasshonky - Sent from mobile version

Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

#12376423
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6270) - you deserved it (58356)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12547) - you deserved it (43763)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

#11911406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20087) - you deserved it (43082)

On 07/16/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33675) - you deserved it (9287)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48656) - you deserved it (4796)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48656) - you deserved it (4796)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

#11442644
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8171) - you deserved it (63174)

On 06/25/2010 at 1:09am - health - by Gbeat411 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52267) - you deserved it (21212)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

#11105211
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13558) - you deserved it (44618)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

#10696817
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32761) - you deserved it (14451)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

#10661974
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26906) - you deserved it (3761)

On 05/21/2010 at 1:04am - health - by mrmidi - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

#10334392
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23600) - you deserved it (14249)

On 05/04/2010 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Rejection (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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