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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1988 (27 years)
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Today, someone stole my phone at a concert. They decided it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62495) - you deserved it (4756)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by kelsey (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 7:54pm - love - by myrie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

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