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Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24621) - you deserved it (2771)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

#17815777
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24999) - you deserved it (4934)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16853) - you deserved it (30245)

On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19331) - you deserved it (88476)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States



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