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Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML


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