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by Ihavealisp / 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by nakcba / 02/15/2011 at 5:21am / Transportation
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
by Samyett / 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 2:56am / United States (Texas) / Health
by flopsy / 12/03/2010 at 11:19am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 1:41am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML
by RKE / 11/04/2009 at 9:12pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by ginny / 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
by Litterbox / 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over… Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit… Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying…