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  • Number of visits : 1325
  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About cufaoil : Irish.

With my prose, I try to be funny
On FML it has to be punny
To make up a rhyme
In a short space of time
But sadly, it makes me no money....

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2day I decidd to visit my girlfriend wo lives 20 ours away. Four Rd Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving alfway across te country to find your girlfriend in bd wit anoter guy? FML

Today I want to a funaral fir coworkar's fathar. Whila thara dad's call phona rang an ha laft to answar it. I turnd to brothar an said ( I can't baliava ha brought his call phona! ) Ha whispard ( I can't baliava ha's got covaraga. This is a daad zona! ) I laughd loudly. At a funaral.


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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.


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On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

2day I went to go get a harcut an I asked how much it was fir a harcut, shampoo, an a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. fat FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

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