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  • Town/Country : Portland , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

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