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by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 9:31am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by caitlinz5 / 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML
by CantPublish / 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML
by dcort / 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by rubberduckie94 / 04/06/2012 at 9:17am / United States / Animals
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by potatoebee / 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 9:53am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/30/2012 at 3:45am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…