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Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by iliterallypoopedmyself (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 10:29am - health - by partypooper (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML
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Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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