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crystalnight

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crystalnight

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4131
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About crystalnight : I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite site on the Citadel.

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crystalnight's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23741) - you deserved it (6805)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

#19017910
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (4357)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

#19013496
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14239) - you deserved it (37056)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34298) - you deserved it (2393)

On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36446) - you deserved it (4232)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52778) - you deserved it (3235)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

#18968605
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33064) - you deserved it (3485)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55015) - you deserved it (4228)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42358) - you deserved it (3718)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (4965)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

#18954545
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (1875)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

#18951326
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23879) - you deserved it (3584)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31424) - you deserved it (56465)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21478) - you deserved it (9632)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14871) - you deserved it (41173)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States



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