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Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)
Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 6:26am - health - by too tight (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I spent an hour cleaning my already-clean house to avoid any form of conversation with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:50am - love - by kiwi023 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States
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