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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7602
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML


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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML


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On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML


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On 10/05/2010 at 5:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML


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On 06/28/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by Kim422 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML


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On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML


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On 01/05/2010 at 5:45am - love - by Chewy (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML


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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 8:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML


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On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I didn't get a job because I failed the psychological analysis. It told me to answer each question and tell the truth. So I did. I ask my friend, who got the job, if she told the truth. She said no. Apparently you have to lie in order to get a job. Sorry for being honest. FML


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On 11/09/2009 at 9:28pm - work - by samantha711 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML


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On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States

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