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crystalnight

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4676
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About crystalnight : I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite site on the Citadel.

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crystalnight's favorite FMLs

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37792) - you deserved it (2350)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

#17855113
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24155) - you deserved it (1847)

On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (5641)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (2061)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

#17853037
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30252) - you deserved it (2183)

On 09/28/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Foreverathome - United States (Texas)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46567) - you deserved it (3585)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20508) - you deserved it (44504)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

#17839244
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28467) - you deserved it (2188)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

#17839190
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29377) - you deserved it (2434)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:06pm - love - by happybirthday (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (15413)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

#17838831
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37256) - you deserved it (7013)

On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42918) - you deserved it (4370)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

#17805536
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8426) - you deserved it (27000)

On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28029) - you deserved it (4569)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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