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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7607
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (5874)

On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML


Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML


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On 05/03/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by Turnipseed3 - United States

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML


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On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML


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On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML


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On 04/18/2012 at 2:57am - kids - by ChampionshipVinyl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML


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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML

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