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Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)
Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia
Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gun point, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 12:35am - health - by logkitty - United States (California)
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 11:50pm - animals - by Lee (woman) - United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States
Today, my dream finally came true, I slept with the woman I love. Sadly, after that I got friend-zoned, because she's in love with my brother, and she wanted my help to get to him. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:41pm - love - by Sociallyawkwardpenguin (man) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States
Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 7:11am - misc - by thatscreamerguy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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