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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3900
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About crimsonlover4 : Hello loves,
I love reading these fmls mainly because they distract me from my own fucked up life and I have hope to have one of my own published some day :}

Godspeed!

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I asked a passengerhat he wanted to drink. When he said marijuana, I started making pot jokes. He really asked 4 mineral water. I was given a drug testhen we landed. fat FML

#21269829
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (10314)

On 10/02/2014 at 9:55pm - work - by stewardess - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT AN ECONOMICS TEST BACK FROM MY PROFESSOR. I GOT A 17/20. I LOOKED IT OVER AND NOTICED ONE OF TE QUESTIONS WAS COMPLETELY RIGT. I CECKED TE TEXTBOOK E MADE AND TE ANSWER WAS TE SAME. I ASKED IM Y IT WAS WRONG, AND E RESPONDED WIT, "I GUESS I CANGED MY MIND." FML

#21260926
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36664) - you deserved it (2194)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today , I got dumpd by ma boyfriend!! He said it was because e livd 2 ours away , but I tink te ultrasound poto is oter girlfriend postd proudly on is Facebook wall r te real reason!! FML

#21260092
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44484) - you deserved it (4147)

On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

TODAY, SOME ASSFACE HACKED MAH RECENTLY DECEASED FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. THE PERSON CHANGED MAH FRIEND'S LOCATION TO "HELL", THEN POSTED A STATUS SAYING HOW HOT THE WEATHER WAS, AND REPLIED "I WISH :'(" TO SOMEONE WHO'D SAID MAH FRIEND WAS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW. FML

#21257037
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (3081)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML

#21253313
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40596) - you deserved it (3861)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah sister felt guilty an told me about the changes she secretly made to mah résumé months ago. She'd putted ( doing yur mom ) an ( corporate espionage ) as mah hobbies , an ( Justin Bieber's pussy waxer ) as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40082) - you deserved it (7287)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . a guy took me out on a date . His imaginary friends joined us . FML

#21244154
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38570) - you deserved it (3072)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27722)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order . He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me.. . because he doesn't like touching "poor people" . FML

#21234971
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46611) - you deserved it (3678)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40144) - you deserved it (4535)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was scrubbing ta bloody aftarmat of a succassful mousa trap off of my stova wit an old tootbrus. Aftar a faw good scrubs, out of abit I puttad ta tootbrus in my moutila I turnad on ta watar. FML

I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69193) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head fir spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards!! It wasn't until he dramatically screamed an dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter!! FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (44166)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)



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