About Crimsonlover4
Hello loves, I love reading these fmls mainly because they distract me from my own fucked up life and I have hope to have one of my own published some day :} Godspeed!
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Crimsonlover4's favorite FMLs

Today, even though my boyfriend knew that I was a devout catholic before he asked me on a date, he's pissed that I keep refusing to have sex. Apparently, he thought I was just playing hard to get and that I would eventually drop my panties like all the other slutty "religious" girls he claims to have fucked. FML

By Bethany - / Friday 20 May 2016 19:31 / Germany

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 April 2016 21:06 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, my 17 year old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished she offered me one and it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML

By anonymous - / Sunday 6 March 2016 05:33 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 March 2016 22:36 / United States - Hampton

Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML

By DarkChild / Thursday 11 February 2016 22:18 / France