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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5518
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About crimsonlover4 : Hello loves,
I love reading these fmls mainly because they distract me from my own fucked up life and I have hope to have one of my own published some day :}

Godspeed!

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Visits<b>frankmz</b> - yesterday at 9:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 6:47pm<b>timotay89</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 5:42am<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 7:32pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 2:42am<b>thomas5915</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 6:17pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 5:50am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 2:23am<b>sammy011</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:06am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:30pm<b>tigershark44</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:26am<b>Skycop_S</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 7:30pm<b>grifmelo</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 4:29pm<b>TJJOE</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 10:53am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 11:54pm<b>tittyboomboom</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 11:48pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 8:27pm<b>thatoneguy_yo</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 10:18am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 12:46am<b>tittyboomboom</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 5:48am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 7:29pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 2:09am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 6:17pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:16pm<b>joco4</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:29am<b>A07</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 1:07pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 3:56pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:35pm<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:36am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 12:33pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:39pm<b>ZombehUnicorn</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 7:49pm<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:24am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 1:55pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 4:13pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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crimsonlover4's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

by Can I press charges? / 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

by Anonymous / 12/13/2014 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Money

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

by terdberglerforlyfe / 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Kids

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love

Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

by gspotter / 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health

Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML

by PPP / 11/13/2014 at 10:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML

by izzy46111 / 11/11/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 7:15am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous