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crazysicknasty
  • Town/Country : Georgia U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1559
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About crazysicknasty : I'm Lucas but my friends call me crazy,
I play three sports lacrosse basketball and football and like to hang with girls and friends i have little to know spare time but i ride my three horses and i like to go to the mall or go to the movies and/or party all night and day. i'm single btw! send a message to really get know me though cause they call me crazy for a reason. = )~

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188 (453)

I agree, your life sucks (33672) - you deserved it (6914)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (4713) - you deserved it (36914)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (19068)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (36726) - you deserved it (2838)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

#7101810 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (4670) - you deserved it (46213)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

#79382 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (11837) - you deserved it (40931)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by AppoKing (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141755) - you deserved it (53048)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)