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crazychika
  • Town/Country : London, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1989 (23 years)
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Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61189) - you deserved it (3343)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9622) - you deserved it (48886)

On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (140725) - you deserved it (32131)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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