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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1985 (28 years)
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Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML

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On 03/12/2013 at 6:43pm - kids - by um... maybe (man) - United Kingdom



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